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YOU YELLOW-BELLIED DEVIL, YOU!
HEY, LEAVE THAT ALONE.
I'M THIRSTY.
LEAVE IT ALONE, I TELL YOU!
ALWAYS YOUR BACK, IT ITCH.
THANKS, MIKE.
OUR FRIENDS STILL WITH US?
YEAH...STILL WAITING... STILL HUNGRY.
YEAH, YOU GOT GOMEZ, AND YOU GOT TORO,
BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, MIKE MASCARENHAS!
NO. YOU'LL WAIT TILL YOUR FINS ROT!
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
THOSE AREN'T NO SAVVY PORTUGUESE, MIKE.
YOU HAVE TO TALK ENGLISH TO THEM.
I GET YOU SOME WATER.
LEAVE THAT ALONE.
I WANT SOME, TOO.
NO. YOU'VE HAD MORE THAN YOUR SHARE.
LOOK OUT, MIKE!
AAH!
Mike: YEAH! YEAH! ALL RIGHT. TAKE HIM!
HE BELONGS WITH YOU!
HOW HE TASTE, HUH?
LIKE ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN, HUH?
IS PRESENT FROM MIKE MASCARENHAS.
HEH, HEH. YEAH.
HUH?
PIPES! PIPES, LOOK! LOOK!
THEY'RE COMING FOR US! THEY SEE US!
I TELL YOU YOU WILL NEVER GET ME!
I TELL YOU...NEVER.
MIKE!
HEH, HEH.
HA HA HA!
AH, BOY, MAKE IT GOOD, HUH? HA HA HA.
OK, MIKE. THANKS.
IT'S A GOOD THING I GOT THIS, HUH?
YEAH. LUCKY FOR ME.
AH, BOY.
HEY, NOT BAD, HUH?
COME ON, MIKE.
OH, NOW, COME ON. WE KID HER A LITTLE BIT.
COME ON. WE GOT FISHING TO DO. COME ON.
SAY, HOW'D YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
LAST NIGHT, I DO GREAT.
YOU KNOW THAT ELLA? SHE'S A GREAT GIRL. SHE'S CRAZY FOR ME.
OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S THE MATTER, YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT?
SURE, SURE. I SUPPOSE SHE'LL BE DOWN TO SEE YOU OFF.
OH, YEAH. I BET SHE WAIT FOR ME ON THE PIER RIGHT NOW.
SHE SAY I'M THE BEST MAN SHE EVER MEET.
YEAH? SAYS YOU.
HELLO, MATES.
HELLO.
HELLO, ELAINE.
HELLO, PIPES.
HOW ARE THINGS?
FINE. HELLO, MIKE. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU.
ELAINE, WHERE'S ELLA?
ELLA TOLD ME TO TELL YOU SHE WAS SORRY.
SHE SAID TO TELL YOU HER UNCLE WAS SICK.
UNCLE SICK?
YES. THAT'S WHY SHE COULDN'T COME.
IF ELLA DON'T COME, HIS UNCLE IS MORE THAN SICK. HE MUST BE PRETTY NEAR DEAD.
I GOT TO GO GET BUSY NOW.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
YOU TELL ELLA I BRING HER BACK A BIG FISH NEXT TIME.
I'LL SEE YOU SOME MORE.
GOOD-BYE, MIKE.
YOU'RE A FINE GUY.
WAS ELLA SORE BECAUSE I BROUGHT MIKE?
SORE? BOY, WAIT TILL SHE SEES YOU.
I GUESS MIKE DON'T DO SO GOOD WITH YOU GALS, HUH?
UH-UH. IT ONLY TOOK HER 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF HIM.
YEAH?
YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?
HE STARTED RIGHT OFF TELLING HER WHAT A BREAK SHE WAS GETTING MEETING HIM.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE MIKE. BUT HE'S A SWELL GUY, THOUGH.
Mike: HEY, PIPES!
YEAH?
LET'S GO!
BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE.
YOU GOING TO MISS ME?
SURE, I AM.
IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH AROUND HERE WITHOUT YOU.
YEAH, I GUESS IT WILL BE, HUH?
GOOD-BYE. BRING US BACK A BIG LOAD.
YEAH. I BRING YOU BACK BIGGEST LOAD YOU'LL EVER SEE.
COME ON, SEAMAN, GET BUSY.
FISHBONE, YOU GO DOWN BELOW AND FIX UP THOSE ENGINES.
SHE'S NOT BAD.
THAT'S MY GIRL.
THAT HER, TOO?
YEAH. THAT'S ALL HER.
OH.
LOVE, ESSIE WESSIE.
ESSIE WESSIE? WHAT IS THAT?
HER NAME IS ESTHER, BUT WHEN WE'RE ALONE, I CALL HER ESSIE WESSIE.
OH. ESSIE WESSIE.
SHE'S CUTE.
YOU DO PRETTY GOOD.
YEAH. SOMETIME WHEN WE'RE ON SHORE, BOSS,
I GONNA GET A GIRL FOR YOU.
YEAH?
YEAH.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DON'T NEED NOBODY FOR GET GIRL FOR ME.
I NEED SOMEBODY TO KEEP GIRL FROM ME.
BOSS, YOU AIN'T GOT NO GIRL.
SURE, I HAVE!
LAST NIGHT I HAVE GIRL IS MORE BETTER THAN WHAT YOU GOT THERE.
I SEE YOU LAST NIGHT. YOU NO GOT A GIRL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU WAS ALONE.
NO, I WAS NOT ALONE.
OH, YES, YOU DO.
YOU TRY TO MAKE LIAR FROM ME?
NO, BOSS, BUT YOU WAS ALONE.
YOU LITTLE SARDINE! YOU ARE--
Pipes: WAIT A MINUTE.
HE WAS NOT ALONE LAST NIGHT. HE WAS WITH ME.
HE HAD A GOOD-LOOKING DAME, TOO.
HE JUST LEFT HER DOWN ON THE DOCK CRYING HER EYES OUT BECAUSE HE WAS GOING AWAY.
YEAH?
YEAH! NOW WHAT YOU GOT TO SAY?
WELL, BOSS, IT MUST HAVE BEEN ANOTHER FELLOW.
IT MUST HAVE BEEN TWO OTHER FELLOWS.
YOU SARDINE, YOU!
EASY WEASY.
ESSIE WESSIE!
HOOGEE WOOGEE!
ESSIE WESSIE, PIPES.
SURE, IT IS, FISHBONE.
NOT BAD.
ALL READY, GUY?
SURE, I'M READY.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HAVE THE HEADLIGHT.
ALL RIGHT BACK THERE?
Man: OK!
ALL RIGHT, START HER UP.
HEY, YOU KNOW I WAS ALONE LAST NIGHT.
I'VE BEEN ALONE EVERY NIGHT SINCE I'VE BEEN HOME.
WITH WOMANS I DON'T DO SO GOOD. YOU KNOW THAT.
SURE, I KNOW.
WHAT FOR YOU SAY THAT TO HIM?
BECAUSE HE HAD YOU IN A SPOT, AND I WAS TRYING TO LIE FOR YOU.
YOU WANT TO LIE FOR ME? YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT.
I'M THE BEST LIAR ON THE PACIFIC OCEAN.
YOU'RE TELLING ME?
[MEN SINGING ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR]
THE PHILOLOGIST BLOKES, WHO SELDOM CRACK JOKES
SAY THAT HASH WAS FIRST MADE ON THAT SPOT
AS ABDUL'S LONG KNIFE WAS EXTRACTING THE LIFE
HE WAS EVEN SHOUTING, "HUZZAH!"
HE FELT HIMSELF STRUCK BY THAT WILY KALMUCK
COUNT IVAN SKAVINSKY SKIVAR
THERE'S A TOMB RISES UP WHERE THE BLUE DANUBE ROLLS
ENGRAVED THERE IN CHARACTERS CLEAR
"AH, STRANGER, WHEN PASSING, OH, PRAY FOR THE SOUL...
Mike: ...OF ABDUL MASCARENHAS ABULBUL"
A MUSCOVITE MAIDEN WHOSE LONE VIGIL KEEPS
'NEATH THE LIGHT OF THE PALE POLAR STAR
AND THE NAME THAT SHE MURMURS SO OFT AS SHE WEEPS
IS IVAN SKAVINSKY SKIVAR
HA HA HA! OH, BOY, HE'S GREAT FELLOW, THIS ABDUL.
SOMEDAY SOMEBODY GOING TO WRITE A SONG LIKE THAT ABOUT ME.
NO, NO. NOBODY WILL WRITE SONG ABOUT YOU.
HUH? WHY NOBODY WRITE SONG ABOUT ME?
FIRST, YOU GOT TO GET A GIRL. YOU MUST BE DEAD.
I CAN GET ANY GIRL!
AND I CAN BE DEAD, TOO, ANYTIME I FEEL LIKE IT.
YEAH, AND THEN I GO TO HEAVEN,
AND ST. PETER, WHEN HE START TO READ OUT OF THE BOOK,
I SAY TO HIM, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THE BOOK. YOU JUST LISTEN,"
AND ST. PETER, HE LISTEN,
AND THEN HE HEAR A SONG COMING UP ABOUT MIKE MASCARENHAS.
NO. THE SONG WILL NOT COMING UP.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THE SONG WILL GOING DOWN.
HUH?
YOU GO TO HELL.
HEY, NOBODY SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT TO ME.
YOU DON'T--
YOU MEAN BECAUSE MY HAND IS--
MM-HMM. SURE. SURE.
EVERYBODY KNOW THAT TO GO TO HEAVEN,
YOU MUST HAVE TWO HANDS, TWO FEET.
YOU MUST BE 100% PERFECT.
NO FISHERMAN CAN GO TO HEAVEN WITH A BITE OUT OF HIM.
HMM?
SAY, WHO STAND AT THE GATE TO LET YOU IN?
ST. PETER.
WELL, HE WAS FISHERMAN, DON'T HE?
SURE.
HE WAS FIRST-CLASS FISHERMAN IN HIS DAY, HUH, DON'T HE?
OF COURSE.
ST. PETER, HE CATCH LITTLE FISH--YOU KNOW, SARDINE, JUST LIKE THAT,
IN SEA OF GALILEE, DON'T HE?
YOU DON'T THINK ST. PETER CLOSE THE GATE ON MIKE MASCARENHAS,
WHO CATCH BIGGEST FISH IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN? NO, HE DON'T.
I BET ST. PETER, HE ASK ME GO FISHING WITH HIM.
YEAH, AND THE FIRST DAY, I CATCH MORE FISH THAN ANYBODY UP THERE.
[MAN YELLING]
FISH!
COME ON. EVERYBODY ON DECK. HURRY UP NOW!
Man: FISH!
HEY, JOE, WHAT IS IT?
OVER THERE, MIKE.
WHAT IS IT?
Joe: SARDINES.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS, SEND A SHIP OUT.
GO ON, BOYS. HURRY UP QUICK NOW.
YOU CAN'T CATCH FISH WITHOUT BAIT.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, GANG.
ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL HAVE TO HOLD ON IN THE WIND. THE TIDE IS NOT WITH US.
LET HER GO. COME ON, BOYS, LET HER GO.
COME ON, EVERYBODY, GET ON THE JOB.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? COME ON, SILVA.
HEY, GET BUSY NOW! WHAT'S THE MATTER?
THERE YOU ARE. LET HER GO.
EASY NOW.
LET HER GO EASY NOW. BE CAREFUL.
WE GOT A GOOD HAUL, CHUCK.
TIMING IS EVERYTHING.
THEM ARE SURE FINE SARDINES, BOB.
YES, THEY'RE NICE.
BEST HAUL WE'VE MADE FOR A LONG WHILE.
HOW MANY SCHOOLS YOU GOT?
300, MIKE. THAT'S ABOUT ALL WE GOT IN THIS HAUL.
THAT'S NOT HALF ENOUGH. WE'LL HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER HAUL.
COME ON, WE HAVE TO WORK TONIGHT. GET THE NETS READY.
JIMMY, PULL THAT WING IN ON YOUR SIDE.
YOU GOT TO MAKE IT EVEN.
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? YOU'RE NOT SO STRONG TONIGHT.
I'LL HAVE THE COOK PUT AN EXTRA BEAN IN YOUR SOUP.
MAYBE YOU FISHING IN HEAVEN.
THAT-A BOYS.
TIGER SHARK!
SHARK! GET THAT GUN!
JOSEPH, GET THE HARPOON!
HURRY UP OR WE'LL LOSE OUR NETS.
[GUNSHOTS]
[SHOUTING IN PORTUGUESE]
Pipes: HURRY UP! THROW HIM A LINE!
THROW HIM A ROPE, BOYS!
HURRY NOW! THROW HIM A LINE!
PIPES, BEAT THOSE SHARKS AWAY!
[GUNSHOTS]
SHARK GOT HIM! SHARK GOT HIM!
SHARK GOT HIM--MANUEL!
SHARK GOT HIS LEGS. MIKE, SHARK GOT HIS LEGS!
GIVE ME A ROPE TO PUT AROUND HIS SHOULDERS. HURRY UP!
HOLD IT TIGHT.
TAKE HIM FORWARDS.
STILL WAITING, HUH?
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
HEY, FISHBONE, GET ME A HUNK OF MEAT.
JIMMY, GET ME THE DOUBLE SHARK HOOK.
PIPES, YOU WORK THE BOOM.
WHAT'S THE IDEA, MIKE?
REMEMBER MANUEL, HE SAY NO FISHERMAN GO TO HEAVEN
WITH BITE OUT OF HIM?
I'M GOING TO BURY HIM WHOLE, LIKE HE WANTED TO.
I'M GOING TO GET HIS LEGS BACK.
GO ON. GET BUSY.
GIVE ME THAT, JIMMY.
ALL RIGHT, TAKE IT UP.
GIVE ME THAT.
ALL RIGHT, SWING IT OUT!
LET HER DOWN!
THERE HE IS.
ALL RIGHT, GET YOUR CLUBS.
HERE HE COMES!
HERE HE COMES AGAIN! HEY, GET READY THERE!
TAKE IT UP! GOT HIM!
HOLD ON TO HIM!
PIPE YOUNOW THWORDS TOAYFOR TOY M?
, *
NO. THAT'S YOUR JOB, MIKE.
OH.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, YES.
ST. PETER, YOU KNOW, MANUEL, HE'S FIRST-CLASS FISHERMAN.
YEAH, AND HE'S GOOD MAN, TOO.
AND WHEN HE COMES TO THE GATE, HE NO CAN STAND UP,
BUT HE'S GOT HIS LEGS WITH HIM.
AND SO, YOU LET HIM IN, HUH, ST. PETER?
JUST AS SPECIAL FAVOR TO MIKE MASCARENHAS, HUH? PLEASE.
AND WHE--
WELL, THAT'S ALL. YEAH. AMEN.
ALL RIGHT.
COME IN.
THIS THE HOUSE FOR MANUEL SILVA?
YES.
YOU HIS WIFE?
NO. I'M HIS DAUGHTER.
OH. WELL, I GUESS YOU KNOW ME, THEN. MIKE MASCARENHAS.
NO.
YOU DON'T KNOW ME?
NO. I TOLD YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
OH, WELL, I--
I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU.
MANUEL, HE--
HE'S DEAD.
WHERE IS HE?
UH...WELL...
MANUEL, HE'S WORK FOR ME.
WE WAS OUT FISHING, COUPLE OF DAYS.
HE WAS HARPOONING A SHARK,
AND HE FELL OVERBOARD.
WHERE IS HE?
WELL, WE BURY HIM IN MAGDALENA BAY.
OH, HE WAS VERY GOOD FISHERMAN, THAT MANUEL...
BUT VERY OLD.
I THINK THE WORK IS TOO HARD FOR HIM, HUH?
MAYBE--MAYBE HE'S BETTER OFF, HUH?
MAYBE HE IS.
YOU--YOU SICK, HUH?
LEAVE ME ALONE.
YOU TAKE A LITTLE DRINK, HUH?
LEAVE ME ALONE. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? MY FATHER'S DEAD.
[CRYING]
YEAH... YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
EXCUSE PLEASE.
ONE CRUCIFIX...
ONE BOOK.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
HELLO.
GOOD MORNING.
I, UH...I BRING YOU SOME GRUB AND...
OH...AND SOME VINO.
YOU HAVE A DRINK, HUH? IT'S VERY GOOD FOR YOU.
SAY, WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
QUITA.
OH, THAT'S PRETTY.
HEH, HEH.
YOUR MOTHER, SHE PORTUGUESE, TOO?
NO.
OH.
WELL, QUITA, UH... I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW,
BUT YOUR FATHER, HE HAVE SOME INSURANCE MONEY COMING.
HUH?
OH. HEH, HEH.
OH, I ONLY GOT ONE HAND. THE SHARKS GOT THE OTHER.
OH, YEAH, NOW I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
SURE! EVERYBODY KNOW MIKE MASCARENHAS.
SAY, I AM THE BEST FISHERMAN ON THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
I GOT THE BIGGEST BOAT ON THE WHOLE CALIFORNIA COAST.
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE LAST YEAR?
$14,000.
SO I GUESS YOU FIGURE YOU WON'T MISS THAT.
OH, THAT-- SAY, WHAT DO YOU--
I TELL YOU, THIS MONEY BELONG TO YOUR FATHER'S INSURANCE!
MY FATHER NEVER HAD ANY INSURANCE.
I OUGHT TO KNOW WHAT HE HAVE.
HE WORKED FOR ME, DIDN'T HE?
HE WAS MY FATHER, AND I KNOW HE NEVER HAD ANY INSURANCE.
YOU'RE LYING, AREN'T YOU?
I LIE?
SAY, NOBODY EVER CALLED ME LIAR BEFORE!
NOBODY EVER--
YEAH. YEAH, SURE, I LIED.
WELL, DON'T THINK I DON'T APPRECIATE IT-- AND ALL THAT, TOO.
OH, THAT? OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
THAT--UH...
THERE'S WOMANS DOWN THE STREET HERE, SEE?
SHE GOT GROCERY STORE. OH, SHE'S CRAZY FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, SHE USED-- I'D COME IN THE STORE,
SHE GIVE ME ALL THE JUNK, WHAT I WANT. YEAH, SURE.
YOU'RE LYING ABOUT THAT, TOO.
HMM?
YEAH.
YOU DON'T THINK ANY WOMANS GO CRAZY FOR ME, HUH?
[CHUCKLES]
YOU'RE A FUNNY FELLOW.
WHAT'S THE IDEA, ANYWAY, THROWING AWAY A LOT OF MONEY
ON A GIRL YOU NEVER SAW BEFORE?
UH...OH, WELL, UH...
MANUEL, HE WORK ON MY CREW, HUH?
HE GO OUT FISHING FOR ME, DIDN'T HE?
WELL, I GOT TO TAKE CARE OF HIS KID, DON'T I?
YOU--YOU'VE BEEN SICK, HUH? LONG TIME, MAYBE?
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
OH, SURE, YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
YOU MUST GET BETTER.
THIS GRUB IS GOOD FOR YOU.
I BRING YOU ONIONS, AND I BRING YOU SALAMI AND BREAD--
OH, EVERYTHING FIRST CLASS.
IT'S VERY GOOD FOR YOU, THIS GRUB.
IT'S GOING TO MAKE YOU STRONG AND FAT LIKE A GOOD PORTUGUESE GIRL, HUH?
YOU GOT TO EAT, DON'T YOU?
SURE, I GOT TO EAT.
OF COURSE.
SAY, YOU HAD BREAKFAST?
NO.
YOU SIT DOWN THERE, AND I'LL FIX YOU SOMETHING.
GEE, THAT'S GOOD. HA HA!
I BRING YOU SUPPER TONIGHT, TOO.
HERE. LET ME HELP YOU.
NO. YOU GO SIT DOWN. WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT COOKING?
WHAT I KNOW?
SAY, I'M THE BEST COOK IN THE WHOLE STATE OF CALIFORNIA.
AND THIS TIME, IS NO LIE.
OH, BOY, I LOVE ONIONS.
AHH...
GEE, MAKE IT STRONG, THE ONION, YOU KNOW?
IT'S VERY GOOD FOR BLOOD. BUILD UP BODY, EVERYTHING.
PIPES!
PIPES, WHERE ARE YOU?
HERE I AM. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
COME HERE, WILL YOU?
FIX UP MY TIE. MAKE IT LOOK PRETTY, HUH?
I'M TIRED OF PLAYING NURSEMAID TO YOU.
I DON'T KNOW WHY I CAN NEVER LEARN HOW TO FIX THEM UP.
MAKE IT LOOK ELEGANT, HUH?
YEAH.
WHAT IS THAT?
SMELL GOOD?
YEAH. WHAT IS IT?
IT'S LOVE LOTION.
A LITTLE BIT FEMININE, HUH?
HMM? OH, YEAH, SURE, THAT'S ME.
THERE YOU ARE.
ALL RIGHT. THANKS. THAT'S GOOD.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT'S THE IDEA OF BEING DRESSED UP?
OH, WELL, UH...
AHH, MIKE'S GOT A GIRL.
OH, YOU STOP NOW. YOU GO ON.
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS NOW.
WHAT'S HER NAME?
I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU. THIS ONE TIME I'M GOING TO KEEP IT ALL TO MYSELF.
GO ON! GOOD-BYE.
YOU BIG
TH AH, PHOOEY.
, *
I THOUGHT I ASKED YOU
TO COME AROUND TO MY PLACE TONIGHT AND START WORKING FOR ME.
YOU DID.
WELL, HOW ABOUT IT?
AND I TOLD YOU TO KEEP AWAY FROM HERE AND STOP BOTHERING ME.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
I'M JUST TRYING TO DO YOU A FAVOR.
DON'T YOU NEED THE MONEY?
NO. THERE'S JUST ONE FAVOR I WANT FROM SOMEBODY LIKE YOU.
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
SOMEBODY LIKE ME, HUH?
OH, YOU'RE BETTER THAN I AM.
YEAH...SO FAR.
HOW MANY TIMES A WEEK DO YOU WRITE HOME
THAT YOU'RE GETTING GRUB MONEY FROM A CRAZY FISHERMAN?
A MAN THAT NO OTHER WOMAN WILL HAVE--YEAH, A GUY WITH HIS HAND GONE.
YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MIKE MASCARENHAS. YOU'VE SAID ENOUGH.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE.
NOW, DON'T ACT WITH ME.
I'M IN THE BUSINESS.
GET OFF OF--
COME ON, DON'T STALL WITH ME.
OHH!
TAKE IT OUT, MIKE. TAKE IT OUT.
YOU ARE GONE!
I'LL GO, MIKE. TAKE IT OUT!
I'LL GO, MIKE!
[GROANING]
YEAH. HE'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU NO MORE.
YOU ALL RIGHT, HUH?
THANKS, MIKE.
OH, THAT'S NOTHING.
YOU GOT NO BUSINESS LIVING HERE BY YOURSELF.
WHERE ELSE CAN I LIVE?
I'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU. THERE'S ALWAYS BUNK FOR YOU IN MY HOUSE.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND, MIKE?
OH, WELL, YOU SEE...
YOU SEE, QUITA, PRETTY NEAR EVERY GIRL IN TOWN'S BEEN AFTER ME.
YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?
I'M PRETTY GOOD BREAK FOR ANY GIRL.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
WELL...
YOU--YOU GOOD KID, QUITA, AND ME, WELL, I'M PRETTY GOOD, TOO,
SO I--
SO YOU WANT ME TO MOVE IN WITH YOU.
YEAH, THAT'S IT. SURE.
GOT A MATCH, MIKE?
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
[SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
I'LL DO IT, MIKE, ONLY--
WELL, I GOT TO GET USED TO THE IDEA. WAIT, WILL YOU?
OH, NO! WHAT FOR WE WAIT?
I--I GO SEE THE PRIEST NOW.
I FIX IT UP. WE GET MARRIED TONIGHT, HUH?
MARRIED, MIKE? SURE! WHY NOT?
I GOT BIG BO I GOT PLENTY MONEY.
WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T LOOK LIKE MUCH?
I DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
I MAKE YOU HAPPY, QUITA.
WAIT A MINUTE, MIKE. BEFORE YOU GET WOUND UP ANY TIGHTER,
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
OH, NO. WE MARRY FIRST.
AFTERWARDS YOU TALK LONG TIME, HUH? HA HA HA!
MIKE...
I'M NOT IN LOVE WITH YOU.
OH, SURE, YOU ARE.
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE.
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE ONE.
YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE CHILD. HA HA!
I'M NOT A CHILD, MIKE...
AND I KNOW ABOUT LOVE.
YOU DON'T MEAN YOU...
YOU MARRIED ALREADY?
NO.
WELL?
WELL, THERE WAS A MAN ONCE, MIKE, AND...
WELL, ONE NIGHT HE WALKED OUT ON ME,
AND I TRIED TO TAKE POISON, AND...
WELL, THE POLICE CAME, AND...
WELL, THEY SENT FOR MANUEL.
MM-HMM.
YEAH.
HEY, YOU, UH...
YOU HAD A VERY BAD TIME, HUH?
OH, WELL, I'M NO ANGEL MYSELF.
NO, NOBODY PUT WINGS ON MIKE.
I'LL TAKE A CHANCE. WHAT DO YOU SAY?
ALL RIGHT, MIKE.
I'LL TAKE A CHANCE, TOO.
QUITA, HONEY...
I GO RIGHT NOW. I GO SEE THE PRIEST.
I'M GOING TO FIX YOU THE BEST WEDDING YOU EVER HAD.
EVERYTHING FIRST CLASS. I'M GOING TO SEE THE PEOPLE NOW,
AND I'M GOING TO TAKE A BATH, TOO!
Woman: I WAS AFRAID OF THAT GUY RIGHT FROM THE START.
RIGHT AWAY WHEN HE ASKED ME TO LEND HIM $4.00,
I KNEW HE WASN'T SINCERE, SO I SAID-- "LISTEN," I SAID,
"JUST BECAUSE I WORK IN A BARBERSHOP
AIN'T NO REASON TO GET INTIMATE," I SAID.
UPPER LIP, NOW, PLEASE.
MY SECOND HUSBAND SWALLOWED ONE ONCE DOING THAT.
YEAH?
SAY, PIPES, SOMETHING HAPPENED.
YEAH? WHO IS SHE?
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS WOMANS?
HE SAYS YOU AIN'T BEEN ACTING RIGHT.
YOU'RE ALL BROKE OUT WITH MONKEY BITES.
NOW, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MONKEY BITES?
I'M GOING TO GET MARRIED TONIGHT-- RIGHT AWAY QUICK.
MARRIED? YEAH. HER NAME IS SILVA.
SHE LIVES OVER BY THE INLET, RIGHT OVER JOEY'S PLACE.
AW, FORGET IT, MIKE. OH, NO! NOW, HERE, PIPES.
I WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.
YOU GO BUY HER A WEDDING DRESS, HUH?
PORTUGUESE-- THE BEST IN TOWN. HERE'S $20.
MIKE, ARE YOU KIDDING?
OH, NO, IS NO KID! IS NO LIE THIS TIME! I'M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH.
COME ON, NOW. HURRY UP, NOW, QUICK, WILL YOU?
I'LL MEET YOU THERE AS SOON AS I GET FIXED UP.
HURRY UP! COME ON, GIRLS, FIX ME UP, HUH?
MAKE ME LOOK PRETTY. I DARE YOU TO.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
[STEAM WHISTLE BLOWS]
YOUR NAME SILVA?
YEAH.
MINE'S BOLEY.
I'M GOING TO BE BEST MAN AT YOUR WEDDING.
OH, WELL, COME IN.
I BROUGHT YOU SOME STUFF--
A WEDDING DRESS.
YEAH, I GUESS I NEED ONE.
THANKS.
DON'T THANK ME FOR IT. THANK MIKE.
MIKE SHOULDN'T DO THAT.
HE HASN'T GOT MONEY TO THROW AWAY LIKE THAT.
YOU SEEM TO KNOW ALL ABOUT IT.
YOU THINK I'M MARRYING MIKE
FOR HIS MONEY, DON'T YOU?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WELL, YOU'RE WRONG.
MIKE TOOK ME WITH NO QUESTIONS ASKED,
AND THAT GOES BOTH WAYS.
OH, I SEE.
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM.
NO.
DOES HE KNOW THAT?
I TOLD HIM.
YOU TELL ME, WILL YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU MARRYING HIM FOR--
BECAUSE YOU LIKE TUNA FISH?
GET THIS, YOU--
ONE NIGHT TWO MONTHS AGO, MIKE CAME UP HERE
AND TOLD ME MANUEL SILVA WAS DEAD.
KNOW HIM?
MANUEL? HE WAS--
YEAH, HE WAS MY FATHER,
WHO'D PULLED ME OUT OF A HOSPITAL UP NORTH
WHERE THE DOCTOR SAID I WAS DYING.
WELL, LOOK AT ME NOW.
MIKE'S DONE THAT FOR ME.
HE FED ME, BROUGHT ME FLOWERS,
AND TOLD ME CRAZY LIES.
HE MADE ME FEEL LIKE I WAS SOMEBODY.
I'M NOT LICKED NOW.
TONIGHT HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM.
THAT ISN'T MUCH
AFTER WHAT HE'S DONE FOR ME.
HE WANTS ME, I GUESS.
WELL, HE CAN HAVE ME.
NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY?
NOTHING.
SORRY FOR BUTTING IN...
AND BEING NOSY.
WELL...
I DON'T BLAME YOU, BOLEY.
PIPES TO YOU.
THANKS, PIPES.
YOU KNOW, MIKE'S A LUCKY PORTUGUEE, SILVA.
QUITA'S THE NAME.
OK, QUITA.
LET'S GET GOING. MIKE WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE.
OK, PIPES.
WHAT'S THAT FOR?
MIKE MASCARENHAS IS GETTING MARRIED.
NO! FOR SURE, HE IS!
GOOD, GOOD.
FIX THEM UP GOOD BECAUSE IT'S FOR MIKE.
HE'S GETTING MARRIED.
OH, YES? SURE!
WHAT'S HAPPENED?
MIKE GET MARRIED!
HUH?
[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
OH, THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST, BEST WEDDING
YOU EVER SEE. ABSOLUTELY INDEED.
YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO BE MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN ANYTHING ELSE? THE BRIDE! OH, WAIT TILL YOU SEE HER.
HA HA HA!
HEY, MIKE. YEAH?
OH, GEE, THAT'S GOOD. I WANT A WHOLE LOT OF THAT.
HA HA! AND I WANT EVERYBODY COME TO THE WEDDING!
ALL MY FRIENDS. YEAH.
IT'S NOT EVERY DAY MIKE MASCARENHAS GET MARRIED.
OH, YOU LIKE IT?
COME ON, LET'S GO.
[LAUGHTER]
YEAH. HA HA HA!
WHAT DO YOU THINK-- ALL RIGHT?
MIKE, YOU LOOK GOOD.
YEAH. I SMELL GOOD, TOO.
WHAT IS IT?
HUH. WHAT AIN'T IT?
EVERYTHING MIXED TOGETHER.
HEY, WHY DO YOU LAUGH, YOU?
HELLO, MIKE.
OH...
YOU LOOK LOVELY.
EH, PIPES?
YEAH.
EVERYTHING READY, MIKE?
OH, ABSOLUTELY, INDEED.
WELL, COME ON THEN. LET'S GO.
YEAH. OH, QUITA,
THIS IS MY FRIEND FISHBONE.
HOW DO YOU DO?
WHAT DID I TELL YOU, HUH?
OH, THIS IS JOSE MARIA.
OH, AND THIS IS JUAN DE DAYUSH,
AND VARQUEZ. ANTONIO!
[MAN SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
[PLAYING MUSIC AND SINGING IN PORTUGUESE]
[LAUGHTER]
LA LA LA LA LA
HA HA! BY GOD, SHE'S GOOD!
GREAT PARTY, HUH?
HEY, COME ON! PLAY PORTUGUESE MUSIC!
EVERYBODY DANCE, HUH? OH, YEAH!
EVERYBODY BE HAPPY.
YOU WANT TO DANCE, MIKE?
OH, NO, NO, QUITA. I NO CAN DANCE.
SAY, IF I CAN DANCE WITH MY LOOKS,
I'D GIVE UP FISHING, AND I BE--
WHAT DO YOU CALL? GIGOLO. HA HA!
HA HA HA!
SAY, PIPES, YOU DANCE WITH QUITA, HUH?
[MAN SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
HA HA HA!
IS VERY FUNNY, MIKE, EH?
[DRUNKENLY] HMM?
VERY FUNNY.
YEAH.
YEAH, IS VERY FUNNY.
HEY, MIKE, YOU DRINK TOO MUCH VINO.
YOU ARE TOO FULL, MIKE.
WHO...
ME?
YEAH.
NOBODY EVER SAY MIKE TOO FULL.
I AM INSULTED.
HMM...
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
[LAUGHTER]
[HICCUP]
I'LL GO.
WANT IN, MIKE?
YES.
[MAN SINGING IN PORTUGUESE]
PIPES.
YOU KNOW...
[WHISPERING] I think I drink too much vino.
NO.
YEAH.
WHERE IS QUITA?
SHE'S OUT THERE.
YOU THINK SHE SEEN ME?
NO, NO.
THAT'S GOOD.
YOU DON'T TELL HER.
No.
THAT'S GOOD.
UH...
OH, GEE, I...
I FEEL SLEEPY.
[YAWN]
YOU KNOW, THAT VINO IS MAKING ME VERY SLEEPY.
I--I THINK I TAKE A LITTLE NAP, HUH?
AND THEN WE HAVE MORE GOOD TIME, HUH?
[MUMBLING SLEEPILY]
I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM, QUITA.
THAT'S MY JOB NOW, ISN'T IT?
YEAH.
HEY!
[MUSIC AND SINGING STOPS]
PARTY'S OVER, FOLKS.
[PEOPLE ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
NICE--NICE PARTY, PIPES. NICE PARTY.
[DOOR CLOSES]
THANKS, PIPES.
THAT'S ALL RIGHT, QUITA.
I GUESS I'LL BE SHOVING OFF.
YOU KNOW...
MIKE DON'T DO THAT VERY OFTEN.
HE--WELL, OH, HE'S A SWELL GUY,
AND HE DIDN'T MEAN TO--
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
HE'S HAPPY. THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS.
MIKE'S A LUCKY PORTUGUEE.
[SNORING]
[MAN SPEAKING PORTUGUESE]
GOOD MORNING.
GOOD MORNING!
OH, GOOD MORNING, MRS. MASCARENHAS.
GOOD MORNING.
NICE DAY, HUH?
Quita: YES, IT IS.
YOUR HUSBAND-- HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE BACK TODAY, HUH?
YES. THEY'RE GETTING IN THIS AFTERNOON.
HMM. MUST HAVE CATCH LOTS OF FISH.
HE ONLY STAY AWAY 3 WEEKS.
MIKE'S A GOOD FISHERMAN.
HA HA! WITH SUCH A BRIDE LIKE YOU WAITING FOR HIM,
HE MAYBE EARLY COME HOME. HA HA!
YOU SEE HER, HUH?
[SHOUTING]
THERE SHE IS!
HELLO, QUITA!
THERE. YOU SEE HER, PIPES?
SAY, PIPES, YOU KNOW ALWAYS I MAKE BLUFF ABOUT WOMAN,
BUT REALLY THIS THE FIRST TIME I EVER HAVE GIRL WAIT FOR ME.
BY GOLLY, SHE'S GOOD FEELING.
I GOT YOU, MIKE.
YOU KNOW, THEY ALWAYS SAY,
"MIKE MASCARENHAS-- HE NO CAN GET WOMANS, HUH?"
WAIT TILL THEY SEE ME WALK UP AND DOWN THE STREET WITH QUITA, HUH?
HA HA! YOU KNOW, I NO CAN WAIT FOR TO GET FISH UNLOAD.
COME ON, BOYS! GET THE LINES READY! MAKE FAST!
HEY, QUITA! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!
HELLO, MIKE.
HELLO.
HELLO, QUITA!
PIPES! PIPES!
OH, HELLO!
I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET THROUGH WORK!
COME ON, GANG! LET'S GET BUSY ON THIS HATCH!
HURRY IT UP!
ALL RIGHT, MIKE, CANNERY'S WAITING FOR YOU.
HEY, JUST TAKE A LOOK.
YOU EVER SEE ANYONE LOOK MORE PRETTY?
HA HA HA!
MARRYING MIKE MASCARENHAS IS THE MEDICINE WHAT YOU NEED.
ALL RIGHT, MIKE, LET'S GET UNLOADED.
SAY, I HAVE 100 TONS FOR YOU ON THE WHARF IN TWO HOURS.
WILL YOU WAIT FOR ME, QUITA? I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY.
WELL, HOW'D YOU DO, MIKE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HOW'D I DO? WE DO WONDERFUL!
I CATCH 18,000 FISH IN FIRST HOUR!
YOU'RE SURE LUCKY.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LUCK? I'M THE BEST FISHERMAN IN THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
ALL RIGHT, TAKE ME AWAY.
LET HER GO, NOW. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME.
COME ON, BOYS, GET BUSY, WILL YOU?
I DON'T WANT YOU HANGING AROUND THAT WAY!
HEY, PIPES, GET BUSY OVER THERE NOW!
EVERYONE, TAKE THOSE HATCHES OFF!
THERE. THAT'S GOOD.
HOW YOU DOING OVER THERE?
HEY, PIPES, COME ON. WHAT'S HOLDING YOU UP?
KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON.
OH, COME ON, HURRY UP, NOW! WE GOT GIRLS WAITING FOR US!
I'LL BE THERE!
HEY, GO ON, GO ON. GET THOSE LINES OVER THERE.
LET'S HAVE THE BASKET!
ALL RIGHT, LADS, LET'S HAVE IT.
COME ON, BOYS, LET'S SHOW THEM HOW QUICK WE CAN UNLOAD.
COME ON, MAKE FAST, WILL YOU? SNAPPY, EVERYBODY.
TAKE IT EASY!
EASY!
ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S HAVE IT.
Mike: HEY, FISHBONE, LOOK OUT!
[LAUGHTER]
HA HA HA! HEY, FISHBONE, I TOLD YOU
FOR TO LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF!
SAY, NOW, YOU STICK TO FISHING, OR I TELL EEZIE WEEZIE ON YOU!
ESSIE WESSIE.
YEAH, OOZIE WOOZIE.
HEY, CHIEF, YOU GO DOWN BELOW AND HELP PIPES.
HOW ARE YOU? HOW ARE YOU, HUH?
HOW YOU DOING? HOW GOES? EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
Man: FINE.
HA HA HA! HELLO THERE!
HELLO, MIKE!
HOW ARE YOU? IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
HA HA! HELLO!
HOW'S THE BABY? ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME MORE,
YOU KNOW THAT? SURE. RIGHT.
MMM, BOY, THAT'S GOOD. HA HA!
HEY, PIPES! PIPES, COME HERE!
OH, BOY, HUH? HA HA!
THESE LOOK GOOD, HUH?
IT'S ALMOST READY FOR TO EAT.
YOU KNOW, IT'S VERY FUNNY THING, PIPES.
EVERY TIME I HAVE VACATION,
I LIKE TO GO OUT FISHING.
YOU KNOW, THE CHANGE-- SHE DO US BOTH GOOD.
HA HA HA! SAY, WHERE'S QUITA?
SHE'S DOWN ON THE BEACH A WAYS.
WELL, YOU GO GET HER, HUH?
YEAH.
ONE SLICE FROM THIS,
AND YOU'LL LIFT YOUR BIG SISTER.
YOU DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS.
HUNGRY, QUITA?
NOT VERY.
MIKE HAS SUPPER READY.
GETTING KIND OF CLOUDY.
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
[SOBBING] I'VE TRIED, PIPES.
HONEST I HAVE.
I'VE TRIED, BUT I CAN'T.
CAN'T WHAT?
I CAN'T GO ON WITH MIKE.
DOES HE KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT IT?
NO...
FOR THAT'S THE TROUBLE.
I CAN'T TELL HIM.
WHAT?
THAT I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU?
PIPES, I--I CAN'T GO.
WE'VE GOT TO GO, QUITA.
HEY, WHERE YOU WAS? I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER COME.
COME. SHE'S ALL READY NOW. OH, BOY.
MMM!
YOU KNOW, IT'S THE BEST FISH I EVER TASTED.
I WONDER IF I TASTE SO GOOD TO THE SHARK, HUH?
HA HA HA! HERE, I HELP YOU, QUITA.
THERE YOU ARE.
OH, YOU'LL NEVER TASTE ANYTHING MORE BETTER.
IT'S WONDERFUL! AH, YOU HAVE A LITTLE MORE.
HERE, PIPES.
THIS SPECIAL GOOD.
[HARMONICA PLAYING]
HEY, GUY, TAKE THE WHEEL.
EEZIE WEEZIE.
ESSIE WESSIE'S HER NAME!
HEY, PIPES, WAKE UP THERE!
THAT'S NO WAY TO SEE FISH!
COME DOWN HERE!
HEY, JOE, GO UP THERE AND TAKE HIS PLACE.
HEY, PIPES, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
ALWAYS DREAMING. YOU GOT GAL ON YOUR MIND, HUH?
NO.
OH, NOW YOU DON'T TELL ME. I--
NO, MIKE. I WAS THINKING.
WELL, THIS IS MY LAST TRIP.
WHAT?
YEP, I'M GETTING OFF AT MAZATLAN.
ARE YOU CRAZY?
NO. I'M GOING TO SHIP OUT OF THERE ON A FREIGHTER.
OH, NO. SAY, YOU DON'T MEAN--
YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE--
WHY, WE'LL MISS YOU!
YOU KNOW, QUITA--SHE'LL MISS YOU, TOO.
OH, NO. YOU KNOW, WE ONE BIG HAPPY FAMILY NOW.
WELL, I GOT TO GO SOMETIME.
OH, YEAH, SOMETIME, BUT NOT NOW.
HEY, PIPES, YOU KNOW, I'M--I'M WORRIED ABOUT QUITA.
YOU KNOW, LAST NIGHT SHE--SHE ACT VERY FUNNY TO ME.
OH, I KNOW, MIKE, BUT THIS TIME I'M GOING.
OH, NO, NOW, YOU DON'T GO.
I HEAR YOU TALK LIKE THAT BEFORE.
NO, I'M GOING, I TELL YOU.
TUNA! TUNA!
WHERE?
OVER THERE WHERE THE BIRDS ARE.
Mike: COME ON, GET BUSY.
COME ON, BOYS! GET YOUR FISHING TACKLE OUT!
COME ON, GET BUSY, EVERYBODY.
HEY, GUYS, KILL THE ENGINES. BACK HER DOWN.
HEY, GET THE BRIDGE READY.
COME ON, PULL IT IN STRONG, HUH?
HEY, WE'RE GOING TO GET A BIG HAUL THIS TIME, HUH?
Man: HELP HIM THERE!
I SEE HIM COMING.
A BIG ONE'S COMING.
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO CATCH FISH BIGGER THAN YOU ARE WITH ONE POLE?
THERE'S SOME MORE THAT WILL GET PULLED OUT.
COME ON. CATCH WITH TWO POLES.
HEY. YOU GOT THE HOOK TOO MUCH OPEN.
BEND HIM BACK. YOU'RE LOSING TOO MUCH FISH.
HOLD IT STEADY.
NOW YOU'VE GOT IT NOW.
PULL HIM UP NOW, WILL YOU? DON'T LET HIM GET HIS HEAD DOWN!
PULL IT! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. HA HA HA!
AH, YOU GOT HIM.
THAT'S-A BOY. PULL!
HEY, MacWILLIAMS, WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU AFRAID OF A LITTLE WATER?
NOW YOU STOP BEATING THOSE FISH.
YOU MAKE TOO MUCH BLOOD ALREADY. YOU KNOW, WE GOT ENOUGH SHARKS WITHOUT GETTING MORE.
HEY, FISHBONE.
FISHBONE, COME UP HERE!
GO GET SOME OF THOSE FISH BACK HERE.
OK, BOSS.
HA HA HA! THAT FISH JUST MISSED ME, HUH?
HEY, JIMMY, MacWILLIAMS!
LOOK! GET THOSE FISH OUT OF THERE, WILL YOU?
THEY'RE GETTING ALL SMASHED UP. GET THEM DOWN HERE.
WE GOT 10, 12 TONS WE GOT NOW ALREADY.
HOW MUCH THERE? ONE HOUR, HUH?
SHARK! SHARK!
TIGER SHARK!
[GUNSHOTS]
PUT IT IN THERE!
KEEP IT AWAY FROM US!
HOLD ON, FRED. HOLD IT!
[SHOUTING]
HOLD ON TO THAT LINE, FRED!
HOLD THAT SHARK.
KEEP IT AWAY FROM THEM.
HOLD ON, FRED. DON'T GO OVER!
HOLD ON TO THAT LINE, FRED!
HOLD THAT SHARK.
OH! SLACK OFF ON--
LOOK OUT!
GET SOME PLIERS.
OH!
HURRY UP!
HERE YOU ARE.
COME ON, PIPES. COME WITH ME. GET ME FIRST-AID BOX!
THERE. NOW LET ME PUT YOU RIGHT UP.
GO ON NOW. EASY, BOY.
EASY. COME ON. LET'S HAVE A LOOK AT THIS.
COME ON. GET YOUR HANDS DOWN.
OH, BOY. SHE'S IN PRETTY DEEP.
ALL RIGHT, THEN LET'S GET IT OUT!
GO ON. GET HOLD OF HIS HANDS.
OH, NEVER MIND MY HANDS. GET IT OUT!
THERE.
UH!
OH!
OHH!
SAY, GUY, GET THOSE ENGINES GOING.
WE'VE GOT TO GO TO SAN DIEGO.
WE'VE GOT TO GET HIM HOME.
THERE.
TAKE IT EASY. WATCH HIM.
RIGHT IN THERE IN THE BEDROOM.
TAKE IT EASY.
I NO CAN FIX HIM MYSELF, DOC, SO I THINK I'D BETTER WAIT FOR YOU, HUH?
DON'T GET EXCITED, MIKE.
OH, QUITA! QUITA, THE DOC IS HERE.
I WANT SOME TOWELS AND HOT WATER.
THEY'RE ALL READY.
AND I'LL NEED SOME HELP.
HERE. I GIVE YOU HELP.
I CAN DO THIS.
ALL RIGHT. GO AHEAD.
YEAH, BUT I WANT TO HELP, TOO.
WON'T NEED YOU, MIKE.
BUT I WANT TO, DOC.
DON'T NEED YOU, MIKE.
HUH.
I DON'T KNOW.
HERE, HERE. STEADY NOW.
DOCTOR, HE--
HE'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO HELP MUCH THAT WAY.
YES, I CAN.
ALL RIGHT. GET THE WATER.
[DOOR OPENS]
HOW HE IS, DOC?
HUH?
HE'S ALL RIGHT, HUH?
OH, SURE, SURE. HE'S ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD.
YOU HEAR THAT? HE'S ALL RIGHT.
HE'LL HAVE A BEAUTY SPOT ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK.
YOU GOT A DRINK, MIKE?
YEAH, SURE! SURE.
SAY, WHAT WE DO NOW, HUH?
OH, JUST WATCH HIM, YOU KNOW.
YEAH?
LOOK OUT FOR POISONING. UH-HUH.
HE'LL BE UP IN 4 OR 5 DAYS.
OH, THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD. 4 OR 5 DAYS, HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
YOU WILL NEED A NURSE. SHE'LL DO.
HMM.
AND KEEP THAT DRESSING WET, YOU KNOW. YOU KNOW, WET.
EVERY 3 HOURS. YOU KNOW WHERE TO REACH ME.
Mike: SAY, DOC. WHAT?
YOU KNOW, I WANT PIPES TO HAVE EVERYTHING WHAT IS BEST.
SURE, SURE. HE'S GETTING IT, ISN'T HE?
DIDN'T YOU SEND FOR ME?
GOT A CIGAR, MIKE?
YEAH, SURE, DOC. THERE YOU ARE.
NOW REMEMBER, DOC, I DON'T CARE WHAT IT COSTS.
IT MAKE NO DIFFERENCE TO ME. I WANT PIPES TO HAVE EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW?
MAKE A LOT OF MONEY LAST YEAR, MIKE?
OH, SURE. SAY, I ALWAYS MAKE GOOD MONEY.
LAST YEAR, I MAKE 4--
WELL, LAST YEAR, I DON'T DO SO GOOD.
[LAUGHTER]
WELL, I HOPE BUSINESS IMPROVES, MIKE.
YEAH?
YEAH. YOU'LL BE SMOKING BETTER CIGARS.
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.
YEAH. I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN, DOC.
GOOD NIGHT, MIKE.
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT, FISHBONE.
GOOD NIGHT, MIKE.
GOOD NIGHT. HE'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
HA HA!
SHH.
QUITA.
YES, DEAR?
DON'T GO.
I WON'T, DEAR.
GO TO SLEEP NOW.
Pipes: OH, HARDER.
HARDER THAN THAT.
BUT ANYHOW, YOU LAUGH.
YOU NO GOT EMPTY FACES LIKE A FISHNET.
YOU GOT SOME MORE GOOD TRICKS? EASY ONES.
I LIKE TO SHOW THEM TO GIRLS.
SURE.
TRY THAT.
THAT'S GOOD ONE.
THERE YOU ARE. I'VE BEEN LOOK FOR YOU.
I WANT YOU TO GO DOWN TO-- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
[COUGHING]
WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
[MOANING]
Mike: HEY, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM, HUH?
HE TRIED MY CIGARETTE TRICK.
OH. HEY, FISHBONE.
COME HERE.
NOW, I'M SURPRISED SMART MAN LIKE YOU TRY DUMB TRICK LIKE THAT.
GO ON OUT. HURRY UP NOW.
YOU GO DOWN TO DOCK AND GET THOSE ENGINE READY.
YOU KNOW, BE READY FOR TO LEAVE 2:00.
AND TELL PEDRO TO HAVE PLENTY OF WATER ON BOARD.
AND T-- WAIT A MINUTE.
HEY, PIPES. YOU ALL RIGHT, HUH?
FINE. I-I'M ALL SET TO GO.
OH. SURE?
SURE. IT'LL DO ME GOOD.
OH, SURE, IT'D DO YOU GOOD. I KNOW THAT.
YOU KNOW, HE'S FUNNY FELLOW, THIS PIPES. I KNOW HIM LIKE BOOK.
ALWAYS GOT TO MOVE. JUST 6 DAYS ON SHORE, AND ALREADY HE WANT TO GO.
YOU KNOW, LAST CRUISE, HE TELL ME HE GET OFF THE BOAT BY MAZATLAN.
WHY, IF HE DON'T GET HOOK IN HIS NECK,
HE GO AWAY FOR GOOD AND MAYBE WE DON'T SEE HIM NO MORE.
NOW, WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, HUH, QUITA?
OH, BUT, MIKE, HE CAN'T GO. THE DOCTOR--
OH, I'M ALL RIGHT. I CAN HANDLE THE LINE AS GOOD AS ANYBODY.
OH, NO. YOU NO HANDLE NO LINE. I DO THE FISHING.
YOU WEAR OUT THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS.
MIKE, I'M GOING, TOO.
WHAT?
PLEASE, MIKE. YOU'VE ASKED ME BEFORE.
YOU? YOU WANT TO GO ON BOAT WITH ME?
YES, I DO.
WELL!
GEE, THAT'S GOOD IDEA!
IT'S GREAT! IT'S SO GOOD IDEA,
I DON'T KNOW WHY I NO THINK ABOUT IT MYSELF.
ABSOLUTELY, INDEED. YOU GO.
YOU GO PACK THINGS, AND WE HURRY, HUH?
HEY, FISHBONE, YOU FIX UP EVERYTHING FIRST CLASS.
BE READY FOR TO LEAVE AT 2:00.
[PERIODIC GUNSHOTS]
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
THEY'VE GOT HALF DOLLARS DOWN IN MEXICO.
ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT ONE WITH YOU?
YEP.
THEN IT'S TRUE WHAT MIKE SAID, ABOUT YOUR LEAVING THE BOAT.
YOU WERE GOING.
YEAH.
WITHOUT EVEN SAYING GOOD-BYE.
WITHOUT...
WITHOUT ANYTHING.
LISTEN, IF I HAD STOPPED TO SAY GOOD-BYE,
I NEVER WOULD HAVE GONE.
ISN'T THAT BETTER THAN SITTING AROUND LOOKING AT EACH OTHER,
WONDERING, DRIVING OURSELVES CRAZY?
OH, WHY?
OH, IT'S ROTTEN.
YOU MEAN LOVING EACH OTHER?
NO. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
MIKE GOT THAT HOOK SAVING MY SKIN.
I KNOW THAT.
AND I KNOW WHAT HE DID FOR ME.
BUT THAT'S OVER. IT'S WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
NOTHING.
DOES THAT GO, PIPES?
THAT GOES.
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
OH, PIPES.
IF I DIDN'T LOVE YOU SO MUCH, I COULD TAKE THAT.
THIS WAY...
IN THE DAYTIME, IT ISN'T SO BAD.
I CAN SEE THINGS-- THE SKY THROUGH THE WINDOW.
YOU, SOMETIMES.
BUT AT NIGHT, THERE'S NOTHING.
JUST THE DARKNESS AND HIM.
THINKING OF YOU ALL THE TIME.
CAN'T YOU SEE?
I'M SORRY. I--
SORRY? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY?
ARE YOU WILLING TO LET IT GO AT THAT?
QUITA, PLEASE!
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE? HE MIGHT AS WELL FIND OUT NOW.
IT ISN'T EVEN FAIR TO HIM THIS WAY. I...
[GUNSHOTS STOP]
OH, PIPES, DEAR.
Pipes: MIKE, I--
MIKE! IT WASN'T HIS FAULT.
IT WAS--
MIKE, YOU CAN'T SETTLE THINGS THAT WAY.
DON'T YOU SEE?
MMM.
YES, I SEE.
YEAH. I SEE LOTS OF THINGS NOW I NEVER SEE BEFORE.
YEAH!
I SEE HOW TO SETTLE THIS, TOO.
YES!
Quita: MIKE!
PIPE DOWN. LISTEN! LISTEN.
Quita: MIKE!
HEY, MIKE.
Mike: GO BACK. GO BACK.
[DOOR SLAMS]
PIPES.
COME ON. I'LL FIX ALL THIS.
MIKE! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
COME WITH ME. I'LL SHOW YOU.
MIKE, I--
MIKE!
NO, DON'T!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
HUH?
I TOOK HIM FROM THERE ONE TIME.
NOW I PUT HIM BACK AGAIN.
MIKE, YOU CAN'T SETTLE THINGS THAT WAY!
HUH?
NO.
I DON'T SETTLE THINGS.
THERE!
SEE THAT FELLOW OUT THERE?
THEY SETTLE THINGS.
YEAH. THEY TOOK MY HAND AND GIVE ME THIS.
THEY TOOK YOUR FATHER AND GIVE ME YOU.
THEY SETTLE EVERYTHING. THEY SETTLE HIM!
MIKE, YOU'RE CRAZY!
JOSE! JIM!
Mike: YOU THINK YOU CAN MAKE FOOL OUT OF ME, HUH?
WELL, I SHOW YOU. THERE. THEY SHOW YOU. HA HA!
THERE, YOU WHITE-BELLIED DEVILS, YOU.
FISH OF THE DEVIL!
THERE. COME!
TAKE HIM! TAKE HIM!
FOR YOU! HE'S YOUR KIND. HA HA!
TAKE HIM! HA HA HA!
GO ON--UH!
MIKE!
DOWN THERE. HURRY! HURRY!
[SHOUTING]
THROW A ROPE!
QUICK! SOMEBODY GET HIS ARM.
[MEN SHOUTING]
IT'S MOVING. HURRY UP!
[GUNSHOTS]
LOOK OUT FOR THAT ONE, MIKE!
MIKE, TAKE HOLD OF THIS OAR.
THANK YOU.
THE SHARK, THEY DON'T GET YOU, HUH?
NO, MIKE.
I'M SORRY.
YOU SORRY, HUH?
WITH WOMANS, I DON'T DO SO GOOD.
NO, NO, MIKE.
OH, NO.
I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HIM.
IF I DON'T HAVE YOU, IT'S MORE BETTER THIS WAY.
THE SHARK...
THEY SETTLE EVERYTHING.
HMM.
THESE TWO TIMES, MIKE GIVE HIMSELF FOR BAIT.
HE'S GOOD BAIT, TOO.
IS MORE BETTER THAN YOU.
HE'S THE BEST BAIT IN THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
HA HA!
UHH.
FIRST THEY-- THEY GOT MY HAND,
BUT NOW...
I--I DON'T GO TO HEAVEN NOW.
MIKE, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO--
OH, I DON'T STAY HERE. THAT'S SURE.
HEY.
I BET WHEN ST. PETER, HE FIND OUT I DON'T COME UP,
HE SEND DOWN FOR ME SPECIAL.
YEAH. AND 100% OR NO, I BET I CATCH MORE FISH THAN ANYBODY UP THERE.
SURE, YOU WILL, MIKE.
[QUITA CRYING]
OH, QUITA, DON'T DO THAT.
NOW STOP IT. NO.
YES, MIKE.
THAT'S BETTER.
HEY.
THEY WRITE SONG ABOUT ME NOW, HUH?
EH...
THERE--THIS SON OF THE DESERT
[HUMMING ABDUL ABULBUL AMIR]
AND MIKE MASCARENHAS ABULBUL
THAT'S GOOD, HUH? HA HA!
THAT'S GOOD.
THANKS, MIKE.
HELLO, ST. PETER.
OH, NO. YOU--YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK IN THE BOOK.
JUST YOU LISTEN.
YOU HEAR THAT?
THAT'S ME--
MIKE MASCARENHAS,
THE BEST FISHERMAN IN THE WHOLE PACIFIC OCEAN.
ABSOLUTELY, INDEED.
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